oh my fandoms.

Me: "... and that's what the word "odds" means. Let's check how well you understood it. What does the phrase 'May the odds ever be in your favor!' mean?"

Learner: "Hmm.... It's a bit like 'May the Force be with you'?"

... Lemme go check on the TARDIS.

Me: "So, M---, how was the trip to work today? Did it take very long?"

Learner: "My time travel from home was perfect."

Singing Newspapers, huh?

Me: "Did you ever buy food because you saw or heard a commercial about it? Because remember, Commercials can also be heard on the radio."

Learner: "Like in the newspaper?"

... although that's possible, too.

Me: "How long have you been with your company?"

Learner: "Fifteen years."

Me: "Wow! It sounds like you really love your company"

Learner: "That must be the case, or I really don't know what I'm doing here!"

What she says, goes.

Learner: "Oh, I love ancient civilization."
Me: "Ah! you are like Indiana Jones."
Learner: "Oh no, I do not need to find Germans. I have one beside me; it's my wife."